Will Bunch Gets It Big Time!

For those of you out there who need to be hit over the head with a two-by-four, here it is:

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2002

Yup, they've found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the Democrats are aiding the terrorists, Karl Rove is back in the saddle, and now they' ve busted another "terror cell" in Miami which we can guarantee will ultimately prove to be not what it seems to be.

When are they going to raise the "terror alert" level to orange?

Break out the "freedom fries," boys. Must be a new election year.

Oh, hell, just raise the “Terror Alert” level to RED and just get it over with already!

Oh, excuse me, what was I thinking, the RED level is only for a PRESIDENTIAL election.

Silly Me!