Tom Burka Puts it All Together for Us!

The irony of Predatorgate goes to the heart of this Rubber-stamp GOP Congress and Administration. And Dr. Tom has put it all together in a pithy and concise narrative that even the most intellectually challenged should be able to follow and understand.

Here is his faux reporting as opposed to the other Fox Faux Reporting:

October 04, 2006

Tenet Briefed Hastert on Page Scandal in 2001

Condoleeeza Rice Has No Recollection of Meeting

Highly placed sources say that CIA Director George Tenet called an emergency meeting with Dennis Hastert in 2001 to warn him of concerns he had regarding Congressman Mark Foley's interactions with pages. Tenet allegedly told Hastert of inappropriate emails and internet messaging in an effort to convince Hastert that there was a "possibly serious campaign problem."

Hastert denies such a meeting ever took place. "Nobody ever thought that a Congressman could use a computer to target pages," said Hastert.

Majority Leader John Boehner went further. "I didn't know we had pages," he said.

Some Republicans blamed the parents. "Who would put attractive underage boys and girls within reach of Washington's congressmen?" said Majority Whip Roy Blunt, calling the actions of parents of pages "negligent and irresponsible."

Sources say that Tenet later prepared a Majority Party Briefing (MPB) for Hastert entitled "Foley Determined To Type in U.S.," after which Hastert responded, "All right. You've covered your ass, now."

Americans did not know what to make of the latest news in the Foley scandal. "It's shocking," said Oklahoman Amelia Pissle. "But now that we know about it, I'm sure that it could never happen again."

And it isn’t just Fox Faux reporting that the Republicans Foley and Hastert are Democrats, the AP is doing it as well. And it is perfectly timed with Speaker Hastert’s blaming the whole Predatorgate Scandals on the Democrats and George Soros. Of course he has no evidence, but hey it’s not like the Republicans actually believe in evidence.

This would be why I am more of a Reuters and Agence France Presse fan.