Aristotle Would Know the Answer Judge Mukasey!

Waterboarding is Torture.

Torture is Illegal.

Therefore, Waterboarding is Illegal and Unconstitutional.

Now really Judge, how hard was that?

It really is very simple and not at all that difficult.

And while you are at it, pass the message along to Senator Schumer and Senator Feinstein. They are obviously totally misinformed as well!