Cliff’s Corner is Great!

Are you a regular Americablog reader? If not, why not? One of my favorite features is Cliff’s Corner. No offense John I love you too. You are serious as a heart attack and I love that. We all get great scoops from you. But, though Cliff is serious as a heart attack, he makes me laugh and a girl’s got to laugh these days.

Here is a taste of what you get when you walk to his corner:

Another week. More preposterousness to report.

Chris Matthews, who sits home in his Jack Abramoff underoos while replaying videos of George W. Bush’s tight flight suit adventure to ensure he can still get his flag up to full mast, finally stepped over a line this past week. Actually, he has hurdled over the Checkpoint Charlie of decency in the past, but many mired in “reality-based” thinking have now decided enough is really enough.

The irrepressible Mr. Matthews, whose voluptuous head is so empty that D.C. squatters use it for shelter, has shown himself to be pathetically enamored with George W. Bush’s “maleness” in the past (although it doesn’t stop him from making “fag” jokes on Imus) and often makes political pronouncements so stupid Jessica Simpson thought of them first.

Recently, Mr. Matthews compared Osama bin Laden to Michael Moore, even though the Bush Administration can actually find Michael Moore. And Moore and Osama would have to strain to have anything in common, being that Moore, like any sentient being, detests Bush for his constant lying. Meanwhile bin Laden loves Bush for the wonderful recruiting possibilities he has opened up for Al Qaeda with his abject failure to succeed in any phase of being a “war-time president” or “decision-maker.” I assume Bush meant the latter, "decision-maker," as in, should I use Captain Morgan’s or Cruzan for that Cuba Libre next time I go off the wagon?

Go on and read the finale. You will be glad you did.

And do visit John, et al., at Americablog regularly. You might, to quote Martha, “learn something new everyday.” I know I do.